Showing posts with label Renaissance Faire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Renaissance Faire. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Kid In Dystocia!

When I first met the members of IDOM, I really didn't know much about these people outside of the projects that they presented in class. We all came together with one common interest, video editing, and that's all. I knew that Rick was a chiropractor and a surfer, Joe had a kid and an iPod, and Sig was retired. As I worked with these people over the next two years on various 48 Hour Film Projects, personalities emerged and I got to know who the person behind the video editor really is. Something that not all IDOM'ers may not know about me is my past life on a goat barn. Yup, that's right, a goat barn.

If I were to compile a top 10 list of the most memorable moments in my life, I would definitely put my goat barn internship at the University of California at Davis somewhere in the top five. For three quarters, I swept the barn, fed the bucks, milked the does, castrated the kids, collected semen for artificial insemination, stirred collustrum, and performed various other barn duties.
The defining moment of my college career came one spring afternoon in 1993 when I delivered a baby goat. Mother Nature took a coffee break that afternoon, so I had to intervene. Unlike human beings, animals give birth naturally. Kaiser doesn't get involved. This spring afternoon, however, one mother goat had problems. Her kid was in dystocia, which means that the offspring was not positioned correctly. This caused difficulties in the birth. Kids are supposed to come out head first, but this particular kid had one leg sticking forward. Had the mother continued to push, that kid's leg could have broken off. I couldn't allow this to happen, so I thought back to everything I learned in Animal Science 41 and jumped right in. It was Pre-Vet Quang Khoi to the rescue! Ever wondered how to deliver a goat? Well, here is the step by step process:














For those who may be wondering what the heck I was doing on a goat barn at UC Davis, I guess this would be the appropriate time to mention that I was studying to become a veterinarian. I went through the whole nine yards at Davis, taking all the required Science courses and doing a variety of internships. I graduated with a B.S. in Biological Sciences with an emphasis in Mammalian Physiology and racked up three digits worth of internship and volunteer time. I took a year off after graduation and worked as a veterinary technician, and in the end, I realized that this career was not for me. I couldn't see myself sticking thermometers up cats' butts for the rest of life. That, and the fact that I have this irrational fear of big dogs. Realizing that a future in Veterinary Medicine was not in the cards for me, I counted my losses and took a detour from this career path.

Working on the goat barn was definitely the most physically challenging job I ever had. I am not a physical labor kinda guy, so you can imagine how difficult it was for me. Even though I worked myself to complete fatigue, I thoroughly enjoyed my time there. Helping to deliver that kid in dystocia on April 28, 1993 will go down as one of the most memorable events that has ever happened to me. Amazingly enough, I was able to document that event with pictures. Just for the record, these shots are real--nothing here is photoshopped.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

From King To Peasant

I had mentioned to Sig and Dinah on our drive to the Renaissance Faire that there are things in my past that I would like to lock up and throw away the key forever. The biggest skeleton in my closet is my sordid musical theater past. Ugh. As embarrassing as it was, however, theater did mold me into the TwirlyBoy that I am today! As I sat in the back seat of Sig's Matrix in my peasant clothes, I revealed that this actually wasn't the first time I donned renaissance gear. Back in high school, I scored the role of King Sextimus in "Once Upon The Mattress," and I got to wear the royal suit! I guess over the years, I lost all my power and wealth, and now I am just a lowly peasant.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Miss Saigon

So Sig, Dinah, and I were driving home from the Renaissance Faire when Dinah blurts out, "I need to pee!" Sig and I burst into laughter. We always seem to amuse ourselves when we quote IDOM movies. Of course, after the laughter simmered, we immediately launched into crazy IDOM stories. Well, 10 minutes later, Dinah says, "uh, I'm serious. I really do gotta pee!" So I pulled off onto Story Road in San Jose, a.k.a. Saigon Street, in search of a Starbucks or McDonald's so that Dinah could pee. I drove a few blocks but came up empty, so I pulled into the Vietnamese mall. Imagine this: Quang Khoi walking with an African American renaissance woman through the mall of Saigon. People looked at us. It was definitely quite a sight. In any case, when Maiden deSpenza finished her business, I had her pose in front of the Nuoc Mia and Banh Xeo restaurants. She looked pretty damn fierce. We may have a new Miss Saigon here!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

God Save The Queen!

Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer! Ok, I didn't look that bad. I never thought it would happen, but I attended my very first renaissance faire this weekend. What an experience it was! My fair maiden and fellow peasant, Maiden Sig, invited Lady Dinah and myself to Willingtown, a little village in England, for a day of merriment! The three of us cheered on the Queen, listened to the siloquies of Sir William Shakespeare, dined on turkey legs and bangers, and bardered with merchants for ale, incense, and devil's horns. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, so a two minute clip of video at 24 frames per second will bring nearly 3 million words to all ye lords, ladies, and wenches to enjoy!